Doster

Some cool dude that likes filming shit. A lover of Chick-Fil-A and facial hair, a hater of whistling. A human tank with many cameras. Wearer of CBTV shirts.

Doster
Filmer
Eater
CBTV shirt wearer

by Durt Koster September 15, 2011

Dystextic

A term that refers to those that cannot spell when they text. See also, dystextia.

(in a text message)
Person 1: hai how iz u? i well fansy yooh.
Person 2: Wow, you're dystextic.

by SpamBlud March 28, 2009

Dystextlic

When, try as you might, you just can't type words correctly, often misplacing letters.

"Dude, I was talking to Sarah online and couldn't get my words out, I'm so dystextlic."

by S.A. Lucke February 25, 2008

Dostet

Noun: A legendary device used as a beacon to attract the catalyst of positive change

The dostet took the form of a big red ball, used as a charm to attract the spirits which would expel the evil from the formerly light, grassy hills.

by drmonsta October 19, 2010

doster

usually refers to someone who is albino and has some crazy awesome piano skills. they like violets.

"he likes the taste of soap."
"dude, he's a total doster. that's so cool!"

by Pina colada December 13, 2008

Dystextia

A disorder that causes the sufferer to type and text by replacing letters or whole words with single letters or numbers.

Sufferers of dystextia type and text words that seem to be a cross between english and l33t.

Guy 1: I can't figure out this text from Amber.

Guy 2: Don't try to text her man, she has serious dystextia.

by damawesome March 7, 2009

Dystextia

A common condition that causes the sufferer the inability to spell correctly in a text message. See dystexic

(in a text message)
Person 1: hai, yooh kool? wanna meat me l8r on 2 do somfing?
Person 2: Wow, dystextia got you really baaaad.

by SpamBlud March 28, 2009