by Azken22 July 5, 2021
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DarkSimp only appears as he wants you to perceive him as
Often thwarted by a group cringe tik tokers
DarkSimp often refers to himself in the third person as he is above laws and ethics, he can do as he pleases and enjoys torturing others
DarkSimp appears as a villain in occasionally internet memes/comics and has spawned a number of followers/cultists who worship him as the perfect example of what people should strive to be in the face of opposition and war
“Everyone wants heroes but villains do what nobody does yet secretly wants” -DarkSimp
“You Dare lay hands on DarkSimp ??!”
DarkSimp only appears as he wants you to perceive him as
Often thwarted by a group cringe tik tokers
DarkSimp often refers to himself in the third person as he is above laws and ethics, he can do as he pleases and enjoys torturing others
DarkSimp appears as a villain in occasionally internet memes/comics and has spawned a number of followers/cultists who worship him as the perfect example of what people should strive to be in the face of opposition and war
“Everyone wants heroes but villains do what nobody does yet secretly wants” -DarkSimp
“You Dare lay hands on DarkSimp ??!”
Girl: *challenges DarkSimp to a dance off*
DarkSimp: *unimpressed*
*lasers her, incinerates her with the Junemega beams*
DarkSimp is ABOVE ALL, DOES AS PLEASES, even the old gods and other entities fear DarkSimp
There is evil, and there IS DARKSIMP
There is powerful, there is god level and then THERE IS DARKSIMP
DarkSimp: *unimpressed*
*lasers her, incinerates her with the Junemega beams*
DarkSimp is ABOVE ALL, DOES AS PLEASES, even the old gods and other entities fear DarkSimp
There is evil, and there IS DARKSIMP
There is powerful, there is god level and then THERE IS DARKSIMP
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by BigBrainMan69420 June 22, 2021
Get the Dirty Docks mug.an immature, narcissistic, retarded individual who plays videogames "for a living", in actuality all this douchebag does is make an absolute ass of himself and show his serious learning disorder and extremely low attention span.
recurring excuses for him being a complete scrub at videogames include:
1) online lag
2) bugged mechanics
3) bad programming
4) games not telling him what to do
5) bad AI
common catchphrases:
"it's not my fault, nothing i could do."
"this is stupid! THIS IS BULLSHIIITTT!"
"BUUURP"
"GAME OVER"
"FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"
recurring excuses for him being a complete scrub at videogames include:
1) online lag
2) bugged mechanics
3) bad programming
4) games not telling him what to do
5) bad AI
common catchphrases:
"it's not my fault, nothing i could do."
"this is stupid! THIS IS BULLSHIIITTT!"
"BUUURP"
"GAME OVER"
"FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"
"Darksydephil is the worst Metal Gear Solid player in the Galaxy."
"Darksydephil was caught jerking off on camera roflmao"
"Darksydephil was caught jerking off on camera roflmao"
by Magmadiver January 28, 2017
Get the Darksydephil mug.When an individual pursues a member of the opposite sex and multiple friends join the situation, stealing attention from the person who initiated the conversation, and thereby eliminating any chance of a connection.
I was about to pound it out with Candy in the bathroom, when Henry and Gerard dorkswarmed me to chat about how awesome Avatar was. Needless to say, she wasn't impressed.
by The Windhorse January 23, 2010
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Get the dirty docks mug.Darkseid is a fictional character that appears in comic books published by DC Comics. The character first appeared in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 (Nov. 1970) and was created by writer-artist Jack Kirby.
Debuting in the Bronze Age of comic books, Darkseid has appeared in over four decades of DC Comics publications, featuring prominently in the New Gods titles and limited series as the recurring nemesis of the New Gods and Superman. The character has also appeared in associated DC Comics merchandise including animated television series; toys; trading cards and video games.
Debuting in the Bronze Age of comic books, Darkseid has appeared in over four decades of DC Comics publications, featuring prominently in the New Gods titles and limited series as the recurring nemesis of the New Gods and Superman. The character has also appeared in associated DC Comics merchandise including animated television series; toys; trading cards and video games.
Darkseid is among the most powerful New Gods, sometimes depicted with a variety of god-like abilities at his disposal. His main power, the Omega Effect, is a form of energy that he fires from his eyes as either concussive force or beams of disintegration, capable of transmuting or erasing most living objects and organisms from existence as well as to reform or resurrect them. Anything Darkseid disintegrates with the Omega Effect can be brought back at any time by him, and he often uses this as a form of punishment.
In addition, Darkseid possesses superhuman strength, stamina, and durability equivalent to the corresponding traits of Superman and Orion. He also, despite his great size, possesses great speed, agility, and reflexes as he has been able to startle Superman with his speed and it has been stated he can react in microseconds. He sometimes possesses the ability to increase his size. Darkseid possesses the powers of telepathy and telekinesis, and has also shown the ability to create psionic avatars. He is even able to open boom tubes under his own power, and can travel through time, space, and even other dimensions with ease. Darkseid is also, being a god, virtually immortal. He has lived for several hundred thousand years at the very least.
In addition, Darkseid possesses superhuman strength, stamina, and durability equivalent to the corresponding traits of Superman and Orion. He also, despite his great size, possesses great speed, agility, and reflexes as he has been able to startle Superman with his speed and it has been stated he can react in microseconds. He sometimes possesses the ability to increase his size. Darkseid possesses the powers of telepathy and telekinesis, and has also shown the ability to create psionic avatars. He is even able to open boom tubes under his own power, and can travel through time, space, and even other dimensions with ease. Darkseid is also, being a god, virtually immortal. He has lived for several hundred thousand years at the very least.
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