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Doitle

1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
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doritoes

Ayy-up mate got some doritoes?
It's doritos, innit?
by emgh July 14, 2018
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Doitler

A word that can be used when you wanna take a shit but theres literally no where existent around you to do so.
Oh my god my pp, i need to use the doitler im gonna cry
by iiluoomiiz February 4, 2019
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doritoes

where one would place their feet into an empty Dorito's bag and powder their toes with the dust, then proceeds to have their toes sucked by one or more partners
Jenny was freak, she had my doritoes cleaned in like 20 seconds!
by danny doritoe July 28, 2019
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Doritsexual

Doritsexual is when men and sometimes women (lesbians) are turned on/aroused by Doritos and Dorito themed merchandise
Oi mate did you here my nans doritsexual.
by Louis is a nonce December 27, 2019
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doriglen

Doriglen is the male model and is adored by the fairer sex for his Teutonic-brown hair. It was a casual jumble sometimes but mostly neat and flowing. His crescent-of-moon eyebrows were thin and narrow. He carried an imperious nose well and his angular cheekbones carved down towards a flinty jaw. Unusually for a model, he had a manly, Samson physique. The catwalk loved the way he glided with an athletic grace without skipping a beat.
His mariner-brown eyes were orb round and darted constantly, a-gleam with delight and the vigour of youth. They were soft, Irish eyes and swam with joy. They shone brightly, like two sapphires dipped in milky pools. Everyone commented on his vivacious character and his gentle nature. His voice could be foghorn loud when he was booming out a guffaw but it was normally mellifluous. His gap year clothes always made him appear younger than his years. The swirl of his loamy cologne had them swooning in the aisles.

Doriglen is an amazing and smart extraordinary person while also caring for all his friends while leading them to a better future along himself. He is a very sociable person and loves to make everyone laugh and is like the main attraction. Everyone loves Doriglen.
Doriglen ate the apple his mother gave to him.
by Gsjsbwus888 November 22, 2021
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