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One who use is quirky and nerdy yet uses his or her intelligence as a social tool
The guy who's wearing the nerdy outfit that still looks cool and has a great personality - thats a dorknob!
dorknob by Steven Chandler May 11, 2008
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hairstyle for guys where a ponytail is brought back to it's base and banded again, thus creating a small bun at the base of the skull. Often to be seen worn by dorks, hence the name.
Tony's got a new hairdo. He's just recurved his ponytail back, and made a dorknob
dorknob by lovecraft69 May 21, 2009

Van Doren 

The last name of a popular Pin-up model, Mamie Van Doren.
It is also the last name of extremely beautiful and smart women everywhere.
"Damn that girl is smokin'! She must be a Van Doren!"
Van Doren by Bessiegirl September 25, 2008

darenoia 

A portmanteau of "D.A.R.E" and "paranoia" that describes the irrational and indoctrinated fear that 80s and 90s kids experience when using cannabis.
"Weed's been legal here for 2 years now but I still get darenoia, it sucks man!"
darenoia by mllnnl August 10, 2017
just a fancy name for lipstick on a pig. the most beautiful. the most beautiful Italian surname you will ever hear in your entire life. sometimes you can recognize a dorego by their very bowed legs and short torsos. but also sometimes long torsos. lots of dorego’s have very large noses but that doesn’t mean they can smell very well because most of them can’t. do not betray them. they’re all nice and generous until you betray them. they will stab you in the back.
it’s not a dorito it’s a dorego you stupid ship!
dorego by soprom December 15, 2019
It’s the same as Dorentina MY DAD JUST MADE A MISTAKE AT MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE

thank you :)
Person 1 : ”You know dorentine”
Person 2: “Oh yes but she wants us to call her tina not tine not dorentine but tina :)”
dorentine by Tinaisfancy November 21, 2021