dutch-doored

when two friends simultaneously fuck one woman; one in the butt, one in the vagina

"Dude, me and Ty dutch-doored Veronica last night."

by dirk squarejaw May 4, 2003

p-doored

what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.

Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.

"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."

by NPD June 9, 2007

Shaq-doored

To be sodomized by an exceptionally large penis. Portmanteau of "back doored," a slang description for anal sex, and "Shaq," the nickname of a former NBA player rumored to have an exceptionally large penis.

I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.

by Bobert, but I go by Rob January 14, 2020

Scubble Doored

A idiot, an idiotic fool

Your a scubble doored

by H3NtAiL0Rd March 18, 2019

Double doored

While working for a large automotive company, you forcefully join a coworker in the automatic turnstile door. Shuffling through the process in an erotic baby step dance.

Wow...they double doored on the way out of the building. They'll never be the same.

by Txxxxx11 April 19, 2022

Train Doored

To be caught or stuck in between closing train doors

I was Train Doored in the LRT Baclaran station

by EDSA2 June 9, 2022

Train Doored

To be caught or stuck in between closing train doors

I was Train Doored in the LRT Baclaran station

by EDSA2 June 9, 2022