doodled

To be among friends in a fun, silly, state of mild intoxication. This is one step above tipsy, but not quite shit-faced. Super-doodled is as drunk as you can be without throwing up in your purse or challenging "that dumb bitch that keeps staring at me" to a fist-fight.

I don't know what they put in those French Pear Martinis the other night, but I knew Emily was super-doodled when she started doing her Tyler Perry impression for that old lady on the Path Train.

by im2kool4skool May 4, 2009

Google Don't Give a Doodle

Anything that is completely forgettable, that not even Google will create a doodle image for it, and they doodle some obscure stuff

No one knows when it's Columbus Day until they go to the bank or post office and realize it's closed. It's such a forgettable holiday that even Google Don't Give a Doodle.

by Junior Burger, Jr October 21, 2011

Doodlebob

Our lord and savior

Praise Doodlebob, the holder of the holy pencil.

by Doodle's Deciple April 18, 2015

ham doodler

noun.

One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.

Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!"

by Mousekewitz August 4, 2009

yankee dankee doodle shyte

An completely useless person

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

by Mutyr March 7, 2019

Doodle Dip

Infamous quote from the obscure 1994 PC game SpaceKids. Repeatedly said by one of the kids whenever they get into some deep doodle shit.

Popularized by Vinny from Vinesauce.

Man: Hey kid, want some ice cream?
Kid: Yes!
Man: Get into my van and I'll show you my newest popsicle flavor: doodle dip!
*pulls out cock*

by thatonehatefulguy January 2, 2019

Noodle Doodle

When a man spells words with his lemon juice in the snow.

Whenever it snows, Bob Saget likes to noodle doodle all over his yard.

by William Cockburn March 22, 2009