dookball

when i shit on ur self and it’s a dookball

joe took a dookball in the tolit

by Dxe4life May 24, 2023

doofball

n. one who partakes in peculiar activities.

"Look at that doofball! Honestly, who counts how many chocolate chips are on a cookie?"

by Edgar B September 27, 2005

dogballs

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."

"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"

by Kevin December 15, 2003

doofball

An official sporting event that is played in a room with a huge blow up ball.the opponents hit the ball as hard as they can at each other and score

MICAH-lets play doofball

by DOOF DA GOOF December 19, 2006

Doofball

Being so stupid you are a dufus and a goofball.

"Jamie how do you trip over your own foot, you're such a doofball!"

by bigsnapperwapper December 25, 2016

dogballs

When a male has not had sex, jerked off, or had wet dreams for a while and the balls droop due to excessive semen back up.

Jack: I'm so frustrated!
Friend: Why dude?
Jack: My girl ain't giving up the pussy!
Friend: Man u must have dogballs
Jack: The shit is hitting the ground!

by ghostlancer September 3, 2006

Doball Dickness

The rare symptoms of pure dickishness. To talk pants all day:- To mutter pure crap and big your self up. Commonly known in scottish circles.

'Singing' "I'm simply the best" and "everyone loves Dougy." Please shut up Doball Dickness

by Alfred Winshester December 25, 2007