Dignified burial at sea

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

by me old fruity July 18, 2011

dosified

When M$ Windows / DOS departs from the standards of real operating systems, creating headaches for developers and tech people in general.

That dosified php script will need to be stripped of carriage returns in order to be useful.

by Lee Newton January 27, 2009

Un!dentified

A hip hop trio from Vancouver, Canada which consists of members Justin Dosanjh, Harman Sandhu, And Sukhan Sandhu

Have you heard that new Un!dentified song, "Starlight?" It's lit

by _Skrtttt_ February 18, 2021

dorkified

A name for a person, who has any unwanted quality, or bad qualities. Like
exhibiting the qualities of being boring, acting unintelligent or being unintelligent, being strange, acting inappropriate, being odious, being EGOTISTICAL, eating too much and being Overweight and revolting looking, obsessed about unimportant things, being very difficult, being cruel to others for no reason, showing the trait of being greedy, unattractive and a cunt.

1. Dude that girl from Isketch, she is a total dorkified.

2. She is a dorkified, no doubt about it man.

by Guardian Glass July 4, 2008

Donnied

Getting unbelievably drunk yet still able to party like a rock star.

"Yo Denton! "
"Yeah? "
"Did you see Logan last night? "
"Yeah bud, he was f**kin Donnied! "

by Donnytastic July 20, 2016

donkified

A puishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Look at that terrible split in Marion's hair! He must have been donkified.

They're mean to me, I hope they all get donkified.

by nutellasimba! December 21, 2011

Dunnified

adj. intelligent, good looking, well rounded; a winner; a role model, sex symbol.

Justin is so smart and successful, plus he's HOT. He's so Dunnified.

by 05052010 January 1, 2008