dogswain

A forgetful, possibly alcoholic, computer science lecturer.

Brayshaw is a dogswain.

by Lecture Theatre A July 25, 2008

dogstacle

Combination of 'dog' and 'obstacle'. When your dog lays down in your path - usually when you are carrying something heavy and don't see him.

I fell over that dogstacle when I was moving the shelf down the hall.

by macpuppy July 26, 2010

dognastics

Dog gymnastics.

Hey look, that dog's doing dognastics in the gym.

by Lt. dogs McGee January 17, 2013

Dogknapping

Whenever you touch the tips of your toes on the bottom of another’s nutsack lightly

Like: Why did you just touch the bottom of my nutsack lightly

Haden: It’s called dogknapping

by Big daddy Haden April 14, 2018

Dogshagger

A person who is continually lazy and avoids work at all costs

Daz is a right dogshagger, where's he disappeared to now?

by AutoBoltOn January 12, 2021

social dogstancing

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing proper “social dogstancing.”

We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.

by AnotherAlias April 12, 2020

dogstacle

When a dog becomes an obstacle.

I tripped over a dogstacle in the dark.

by slimsalmon January 25, 2005