Urban dictionary; define dogism -
A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of butt, butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.
Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.
A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of butt, butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.
Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.
by ThePurpleRaccoon September 10, 2019
Get the Dogism mug.The founding fathers may have been deist... but thats kind of when the religion lost all its numbers. Deism has nothing to do with slavery and i dont know how these certain individuals came up with such an absurd notion. Sure Deists owned slaves, but so did christians HELL even jews had them, btw thomas paine did not agree with slavery and these people are a total nimrods for throwing such a noble man into such a harsh category. he wrote for black and woman rights LOOONG before his time, you guys should read common sense.
by bangarang March 15, 2007
Get the deism mug.A mental disorder in which begin your career as center-left only to grift and constantly pander to right-wing conspiracy theorists for money.
Victims of doreism include : Jimmy Dore (namesake), Tulsi Gabbard, Dave Rubin, Dennis Kucinich, Ana Kasparian, Glenn Greenwald, Bill Maher, Laci Green, George Galloway and Russell Brand.
Victims of doreism include : Jimmy Dore (namesake), Tulsi Gabbard, Dave Rubin, Dennis Kucinich, Ana Kasparian, Glenn Greenwald, Bill Maher, Laci Green, George Galloway and Russell Brand.
Actual leftist : Man it's sad to see you contracted doreism. What happened to you?
Jimmy Dore : I wanted to cash in. Also, MAGA.
Jimmy Dore : I wanted to cash in. Also, MAGA.
by kylekulinskifan August 10, 2023
Get the Doreism mug.Christian Deism is a belief system held, by Christian Deists.
Christian Deism is a hybrid belief and philosophy. That there is a Supreme being or creator of the universe. and that said Creator/Supreme Being, can be known by using reason and observation of the natural world. (Deism)
This God can be known by two basic "commandments" or laws. That were endowed to humanity and possibly all of life. These commandments are seen as being best summarized in the Judeo-Christian tradition as “love for God and love for neighbor." Christian deists for this reason believe that true original Christianity is the belief in the two commandments. They believe that the figure of Jesus regardless of whether he was real or mythical…was a deist, who was anointed by God to preach the natural laws, which he called the gospel. (Christian). Jesus is not seen as a prophet but a great man, who realized that instinctively the laws are known by all people. They believe that to be restored in life and possibly to achieve salvation, from sin (disobedience) a person must obey and declare allegiance to the laws/commandments.
To obey these laws Christian deists, must love themselves, so they can enjoy, appreciate, and experience life, which is seen as a gift from God. (Love for God) and they must try to love others (Love for neighbor).
Christian Deism is a hybrid belief and philosophy. That there is a Supreme being or creator of the universe. and that said Creator/Supreme Being, can be known by using reason and observation of the natural world. (Deism)
This God can be known by two basic "commandments" or laws. That were endowed to humanity and possibly all of life. These commandments are seen as being best summarized in the Judeo-Christian tradition as “love for God and love for neighbor." Christian deists for this reason believe that true original Christianity is the belief in the two commandments. They believe that the figure of Jesus regardless of whether he was real or mythical…was a deist, who was anointed by God to preach the natural laws, which he called the gospel. (Christian). Jesus is not seen as a prophet but a great man, who realized that instinctively the laws are known by all people. They believe that to be restored in life and possibly to achieve salvation, from sin (disobedience) a person must obey and declare allegiance to the laws/commandments.
To obey these laws Christian deists, must love themselves, so they can enjoy, appreciate, and experience life, which is seen as a gift from God. (Love for God) and they must try to love others (Love for neighbor).
I knew a guy who claimed to be a Christian deist, that is a practitioner of Christian Deism. He said believed in Jesus the man, he believed in one God, that the institution of a church is obsolete, the miracles probably didn't happen, the resurrection didn't occur, the virgin birth didn't happen, Angels and demons may or may not exist, The Old Testament and much of the New Testament is crap and Everyone was saved by God and because of the law being known in the heart and he believed everyone went to Heaven after going to hell for a while.
by Breakfiled May 11, 2021
Get the Christian Deism mug.As you age and your hearing begins to fail. The words that you hear are no longer the words that are actually being spoken. The responses that you give that no longer make sense in a natural conversational manner would be considered a docism.
My dad's buying a Jeep......What's you dad buying sheep for....Oh what a docism.
Your name's Crazy....your names Tracy....Oh your names Francine.
Your name's Crazy....your names Tracy....Oh your names Francine.
by dcrophopper May 7, 2015
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"deism
The belief that God (or some form of deity or divine creator) exists, but plays no interactive role in our day to day lives
The founding fathers of the United States were largely deists."
"deism
The belief that God (or some form of deity or divine creator) exists, but plays no interactive role in our day to day lives
The founding fathers of the United States were largely deists."
by smoka phat blunt December 11, 2004
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