Doody-free

A self-inflicted state of constipation, usually caused by embarrassment.

1) Since Rose moved in with her boyfriend, she’s been doody-free.
2) Sydney took one look at the communal bathroom in the dorm and has been doody-free since.

by Koumba July 28, 2018

dodoing out

A lightweight term utilized, often thoughtfully to spare the feelings of another, in place of harsher ones used such as cognitive impairment or dementia.

Oh Mama, you don’t need all three pairs of pants on; you’re dodoing out again!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Call of Doody

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.

"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015

Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."

(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

by Mr. Pie March 1, 2008

dodosexual

dodosexual is like when you like a guy named dodo🤩🦤 with skinny criminal arms and soft hands from lotion and who takes pictures on Snapchat with devil’s filter

girl: my friend is a dodosexual
me: oh so she likes a skinny guy who watches gay porn?
girl: yass and his name is dodo

by Mentosana April 18, 2021

Chief Chunk'em in the dodo

The act of a large penis being chunked in the brown eye.

God, Chief Chunk'em in the dodo tore my asshole up last night

by Chief Chunk'em in the dodo April 16, 2011

Dodgy Dave

Its something you will call somebody which has done something dodgy and does dodgy deals. Dodgy dave sells dodgy things and fake things which will break as soon as you buy them

Lool your a DODGY DAVE

by Mikestar102 October 29, 2012