My wife bends down in front of me, I look at her sexy ass and say, Doctor!
I made some fabulous ribs , take one bite and yell Doctor!!!
I made some fabulous ribs , take one bite and yell Doctor!!!
by BigDawg45 July 27, 2023
Get the Doctormug. "Alright here's some pills to help with the infection."
"Thanks. How much?"
"1,000$"
"Fuck. Doctors basically you kill ills with pills, and then kill me with bills?"
"Yep,"
"Thanks. How much?"
"1,000$"
"Fuck. Doctors basically you kill ills with pills, and then kill me with bills?"
"Yep,"
by Thetruthbro69 October 2, 2020
Get the Doctormug. by SendNoodles June 22, 2020
Get the Doctormug. A person who has spent many years in Medical School (Which is the hardest to get into and hardest period?) and gotten a degree they are known to be very rich
Look at that doctor in The XKR!!
by Mister Literal September 8, 2004
Get the Doctormug. Verb; to doctor someone meaning to poke someone with a syringe needle to administer recreational drugs intravenously (usually fentanyl, heroine but can also be methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.) ie: to shoot someone up.
“I can doctor you”
“I can’t do it myself, can you doctor me?”
“Can someone doctor me?”
“Thanks for doctoring me, I just couldn’t do it myself”
“I can’t do it myself, can you doctor me?”
“Can someone doctor me?”
“Thanks for doctoring me, I just couldn’t do it myself”
by Kyxo June 24, 2019
Get the Doctormug. A person, sometimes unfortunately either a narcissist or someone who really needs to see a doctor themselves but lacks the executive functioning to work out that they have a problem which is not in the best interests of their patient.
In all cases, if you are going to approach a doctor or any professional with Internet or external information, you had better be sure it's worthy or entertainable
They are typically human in design, about 1.60- 2m in height, usually with 2 legs and the ability to raise or lower your blood pressure through their sheer confidence and aura of rationality.
In a percentages of cases, a doctor is a person who uses their brain and their amazing knowledge banks to treat a person successfully without trying to keep them hanging on like a gravy train drip. These people will try and study your history instead of turning their virtual roulette wheel loaded with 36 drugs.
These people should have the title Dr. DemiGod + <earth name>
In all cases, if you are going to approach a doctor or any professional with Internet or external information, you had better be sure it's worthy or entertainable
They are typically human in design, about 1.60- 2m in height, usually with 2 legs and the ability to raise or lower your blood pressure through their sheer confidence and aura of rationality.
In a percentages of cases, a doctor is a person who uses their brain and their amazing knowledge banks to treat a person successfully without trying to keep them hanging on like a gravy train drip. These people will try and study your history instead of turning their virtual roulette wheel loaded with 36 drugs.
These people should have the title Dr. DemiGod + <earth name>
"Doctor I don't think you are listening to me"
DOCTOR: "And youuuuuu are? Oh, take some pills and come back on your next pay day."
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DOCTOR: "And youuuuuu are? Oh, take some pills and come back on your next pay day."
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by the apathetic one December 11, 2009
Get the Doctormug. As in The Eagles song Life in the Fast Lane. "He said call the doctor, I think I'm gonna crash. The doctor said he's coming, but you gotta pay in cash."
by P-Ron March 9, 2010
Get the Doctormug.