Doakes

1.)An uncommon last name.

2.) A character on Dexter. The most badass character to ever to be on TV. His favorite words include "muthafucka" "psycho" "Asshole."

Doakes: We're looking for a muthafuckin' thief dealer

by Masuka July 28, 2010

Cock Docker

One who participates in the act of snoodling.

Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.

by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009

Space Docker

A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.

Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.

by Copernicus November 23, 2004

Dorkery

Participating in activities, or exhibiting actions associated with that of a dork.

Chad demonstrated his dorkery by watching a 12 hour Star Trek marathon.

The comic book convention reeked of dorkery!

by mysteria50 August 19, 2009

Docker Diver

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.

Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.

by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010

Flicky flicky Willy Donker

A light switch

Mother: Oi, Flick the flicky flicky willy donker and get your arse to bed.

Son: Yes Mum. *turns off light*

by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022

dorker

A dorker is someone who is a dork to such an extent that they are often times considered stupid, lame or even dumb. Someone who is a dorker has little to no friends, but often tries to blend in with a crowd. Dorkers are usually people who just feel out of place in the world, but are loved or admired by atleast one or two people.

Did you see that dorker over there? He's so annoying.

by Raphide (Ben) September 22, 2003