Tae Kwon Do

The true bastard style, tae kwon do is a mixture of several different styles including karate, the style most tae kwon do schools teach to be inferior. In truth, tae kwon do is nearly impossible to use effectively because of the long kicks that open up the groin and other vital areas and the lack of punching to the head. I know i seem to be preaching, but i saw a 3rd degree black belt in tae kwon do get trounced by a brown belt in karate, so yeah.

Tae kwon do is lame and ineffective

by stoolybird October 26, 2006

ny kwon do

style of fighting only used when the sun is down. very similar to tae kwon do, but usually with alcohol involved.

russ was laughing at randalls shirt so randall used his
expert skills in ny kwon do and kicked his ass.

by ballams February 3, 2008

Tae Kwon Do

Karate's best friend, they never leave eachothers sight. Did I mention they're the same?

Harry: I got my green belt in Tae Kwon Do!
Marge: You will never use it

by SusanRemedy August 17, 2019

Tae Kwon Do

Founder of Tae Kwon Do, Chae Hong Hee learned Karate in Kyoto and later created Tae Kwon Do.

Tae Kwon Do uniform is copy of Karate uniform.
http://www.taekwon-do.co.jp/752_2.jpg

by Nobita July 16, 2008

tae kwon do

to kick shit a.k.a leonora (leo)
correct spelling: tapqz (silent pqz)

merry:what's that thing you do, david?!
ellie:like, tai chi, tai-o?!i just don;t remember...
david:tae kwon do
merry and ellie:tae kwon do, tae kwon do (whilst violently kicking leo in the shins)

by ellie wade June 28, 2008

Tae Kwon Do

A yellow-dyed belt for 40 fucking dollars

Hey John, are you taking Tae Kwon Do lessons this summer?
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.

by UrbanCommision June 2, 2018

Do Kwon

An insesant CUNT

1. That bitch is a Do Kwon
2. Your pissed at someone. "Your being a huge fucking Do Kwon right now"

by Bitchtiddyrick May 25, 2022