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Durianed

When one has been out bid on ebay after bidding large sums not expecting any one else to go that far. When your bordering on insane bid gets sniped last minute you've been Durianed
X: Hey man.... check this ebay auction out, gonna snap that baby up!
Y: Oh sweet man... that's kick-ass! Your high bid should surely secure it!
X: Looking good man..... I'm currently the high-bidder with plenty of room to move. :)
X: Oh WTF %$@!..... some turd just outbid me at the last second with an insane amount..... yep, I got Durianed!!!
Y: Oh sheeeeeeeeet! :(
by blobbo333 June 16, 2010
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Durian

In some circles this is an insulting name when it’s used to refer to a man. It functions as a more discreet and marginally less derogatory way of saying an extreme femimale or the biggest faggot .

This meaning stems from the reference to that Durian has been nicknamed the “King of Fruits.” Which in actuality could of been a rather cool nickname if it wasn’t for FRUIT having extremely well known slang meanings that can be highly offensive to both men and women:

- a flaming homosexual or queer man

- a man seen as being feminine due to being outwardly flamboyant.

- a man perceived as somewhat queer, who also is seen as stereotypically girly because of other personality traits like; hypersensitivity, weakness, whines, emotional frailness, or being emotionally over-affected rather than handling.

So a “King of Fruits” or “Durian” would be Royally Fruit-like and more so than anyone else the speaker knows
Bob: “Oh great, there comes Derek, or should I say Durian. I could do without his verbose spiels about what his new dainty diet or what his shoes are made of”

Barbra: “Shut up Bob, he’s talked about those things literally only once and it only lasted two minutes
by IbreathAir December 1, 2019
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Durian

A metaphor for an individual who may be rough and biting on the outside, but is soft, and complexly sweet, and absolutely repulsive on the inside.
That girl is a Durian. She has a shady personality, but you know that she's a creature with dreams and personality and fears, like the rest of us. It makes me sick to my stomach.
by Nowrooz December 31, 2011
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Durianian

Someone who just loves eating the durian in spite of its pungent smell, which tastes like heaven to them—the only tropical fruit that is banned on Singapore’s public transport system.
Singapore secretly wants more of its citizens to be durianians, so that in the event of any of its unfriendly neighbors trying to pollute its limited air space with the fruit’s pungent smell, it’d minimize any potential “death by durian.”
by MathPlus January 1, 2019
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Durian Defense

The Durian Defense is a meme opening championed by a Malaysian Christian chess streamer named, Durian_Defense, a.k.a., Frankie Kam. It plays as 1. ...Nh6 followed by 2. ...c5 or 2. ...g6. It is an obscure opening that goes against general chess principles, but is highly effective, in the hands of a skilled player, especially in bullet and blitz games. The theme of this opening is to entice White to damage Black's King Side pawn structure, but would leave Black with a lethal dark-squared bishop. The opening has some opening traps for White to be aware of, but in a rapid or classical game, will be punished for its audacity. This rings true in an age where players tend to memorize openings 20 to 30 moves deep. The opening is named after the stinky fruit durian as the durian is both sweet and repulsive to the new comer.
He plays the Durian Defense against me! The cheek of it all! Is he trying to troll me?
by Durian_Defense April 18, 2022
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Durian

A durian is a large, spiky, brain-shaped fruit found in Asia. According to most people, it smells really bad, so most people don't try it. But in my opinion, it tastes really good and sweet, like a dry pineapple mixed with whipped cream, and mangoes.
Durians are the best fruit! It's sad how it's so underrated, though..
by 💠MysticGlaceon💠 September 16, 2020
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Djuliane

“Is Djuliane your boyfriend?”
yes
by yunara who November 24, 2021
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