Trumpster Diving

The act of 'scraping the bottom of the barrel' to find usable items.

Did you see the latest picks for cabinet? That's some serious Trumpster Diving.

by coff33_gal February 1, 2017

desk diving

A term used in the watch collecting community to refer to scuffs, scratches, and wear to a watches bracelet received while sitting at an office desk. These marks are considered normal wear and tear and are usually received while typing as the bracelet rubs the desk. The term comes from the popularity of diving watches that are worn not for diving purposes, but for aesthetic ones in the office.

This watch looks brand new except for some desk diving marks on the bracelet.

by watchguy23 October 29, 2008

dumpster diving

Got me a Dell 4300S, iMac G3, dell laser printer, Compaq Deskpro P2 400MHZ, SCSI optical drive, subwoofer, DV9000 I parted out, shitload of keyboards and mice

Me; Look what I found dumpster diving

Parents; what?

Me; iMac G3

Parents' bet it dosen't work

Me; I bet it does

Parents; Prove it works

*parents speechless

by irulethe70s 1 November 19, 2011

cum dumpster diving

Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.

I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.

by bitchuck September 6, 2021

Reef Diving

1. The act of spooning another man at high speeds

2. Acting in a homosexual manner, whether by accident or on purpose. Can also be used in the form of "Taking a dive on the reef".

A: What is Robert doing to Zach?
B: He's reef diving.

by annon.guy September 12, 2013

mexican diving board

When a person does a line of cocaine off an erect penis.

Caitlin did a mexican diving board off Mr Lock's dick!

by mrlock March 27, 2009

freezer diving

Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.

Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?

I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.

by PsychoPuppyDad August 5, 2010