Heroin capital of Michigan. Detroit beach, like surrounding woodland beach and all the other beaches near it are home to the largest heroin addiction within the Midwest.
Often times, the residents are also pedophiles which is apparent due to the local sex offender registry. The average person has ten kids with ten different people and at least twelve needles spread throughout the floor of their home at any given time.
The population consists of more drug addicts than people,including dogs and the drug addicted fish in the lake from all the needle disposals.
Also home to the largest party slut population in the county, even rivaling the likes of Newport.
Often times, the residents are also pedophiles which is apparent due to the local sex offender registry. The average person has ten kids with ten different people and at least twelve needles spread throughout the floor of their home at any given time.
The population consists of more drug addicts than people,including dogs and the drug addicted fish in the lake from all the needle disposals.
Also home to the largest party slut population in the county, even rivaling the likes of Newport.
Tim : Yeah I went out to Detroit beach, michigan the other day, was going to swim but there were needles scattered like land mines all up and down the sand
Bob : Oh what a shock, somebody would probably molest your kids too out that way
Bob : Oh what a shock, somebody would probably molest your kids too out that way
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The real-life Gotham City.
Close your eyes and picture everything you now about Gotham city; now visit Detroit, Michigan. Now open your eyes... (lock your car)
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Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.
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Dude, I need to find out who in our squad ratted me out on cheating on the History test last week. Bro, we will pick the squad up tonight after school in my car, go on a long ride, lock the doors and windows, then I will fart and we will then begin the questioning in the "Detroit Gas Chamber". Someone will talk..they always do.
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excuses for the distrohopper: not the latest version of a certain application, a certain feature is not available in his current distro but it is available in distro X, he/she suddenly hates the theme of his current distro and distro X has this nice iconset
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Ventilation holes in the sides made with a pickaxe are optional.
Invented due to the fact Detroit is Sarejevo compared to, well, Sarejevo.
Ventilation holes in the sides made with a pickaxe are optional.
Invented due to the fact Detroit is Sarejevo compared to, well, Sarejevo.
1: You guys wanna fire up the detroit fireplace tonight? I got pallets!
2: Man, its cold! Who let the detroit fireplace burn out?
2: Man, its cold! Who let the detroit fireplace burn out?
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