canal-ditched

Waking up alone after having regrettable sex with a girl from West Phoenix.

Last night sucked, I got canal-ditched in Buckeye Arizona, now I have the clap.

by naysh December 22, 2009

bitch ditched

when you have a best friend that's a boy and you're a girl and he gets a girlfriend he ditches you for her.

sara: hey u know i IM'd steve like usual and he told me he was "out with his girlfriend"
meghan: you totally got bitch ditched

by ilikebigbutts90 April 11, 2009

She ditched me

When a guy gets attention from a woman at a bar, and then she withdraws from him in a hurry.

This chick in a red dress just taught me how to drink scotch, and then she ditched me!

by Hoosfoos July 28, 2011

Dick ditched

When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.

"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"

by Mindy B. April 24, 2008

snitches end up in ditches

A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches

Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES

by snitchesendupinditches May 3, 2021

Dutched

The act of getting tricked by a particular event. Commonly used as a handball term

"Surely I can't get out because the ball hit the crack" "Nah man you're out you got dutched"

by Dutchy448 June 5, 2017

ditcher

a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.

"Yea she said we should go to the mall today but she called just now and said she had something better to do and can't make it. She's such a ditcher!"

by ditcher July 23, 2006