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Disturbating

When a person finds something disturbing and masturbates to it, regardless of any moral dilemma or the surreality to the thing in question.

Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."
Guy 1: Dude, I found this fucked up website that posts some gnarly-ass gore vids, it made me wanna hurl but the chicks were kinda hot so I kinda went ham last night and now I'm out of tissues, lotion and ketchup.

Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?

Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
by HoschoXoko August 25, 2021
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Distribation

1. When a mail man/women masturbates while delivering mail.

2. When a mail man/women masturbates and proceeds to orgasm into the mailbox of the receiver.

3. When a U.P.S. man/women delivers a package then proceeds to directley finger/or jack of the receiver.
Ups Man: I have a package for Ms. Seduction.

Ms. Seduction: Oh, perfect timing I was getting Lonely.

Ups Man: well thats my job a a Distribation officer.
by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010
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Disasturbation

When you feel the sudden need to 'choke yo chicken' when faced with almost certain death.
"Oh no the zombies have broken in through my back doors ;)"
*explosive disasturbation*
by Teenage mutant ginga penis November 22, 2014
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