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distraction condoms

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.
I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.
by hoboX10 May 24, 2011
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Distraction Halo

1. Two (or three or four) teams of two (usually consisting of a guy and a girl but can be guy-guy or girl-girl) play Halo matchmaking Slayer. The team that is winning has one member (the one who is playing) receiving oral. When that player starts losing the oral stops and the new winner gets oral from their partner.
2. A Sex Game
"We played distraction halo last night and I won in multiple ways. ;)"
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distractinating

Person A: "Jenny stop procrastinating and watch me do this!"
Person B: "Stop it you are distractinating me!!"
by scottandjennymakeaword April 20, 2013
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Distractible

A funny podcast hosted every monday by Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) and Bob Muyskens (muyskerm) where they talk about various, often hypothetical topics.
I heard of this totally original podcast where 3 dudes talk about random shit. It’s called Distractible!
by definitionbestower December 5, 2022
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cultural distraction

A cultural distraction is due to cultural activities that are practiced by one culture but has also become an activity for other cultures although it doesn't really pertain to their own culture or doesn't really matter, really.
"Do we really have to participate in this cultural distraction of Chinese New Year's again? Really? Why are we celebrating their New Year again? Are we going to end up buying trinkets for things we don't really believe in? I think this is all a marketing ploy to sell trinkets every year.
by TellItLikeItIs. January 19, 2015
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Distractitty

The left or right titty of a woman which she flashes you in an effort to distract you from her wrongdoing.

The left or right titty of a woman which when seen, distracts your train of thought.
Dude, my girl knew she was wrong and then all of a sudden she hit me with that distractitty! I was like, what were we talking about again?

When you’re in a conversation with a hot girl and then all of a sudden you look down at her titty and lose all train of thought.
by DirtySancho69 February 19, 2020
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operation distraction

Operation Distraction: The act of harmless promiscuous plays created by & played by the sexy lady team members of a coed sport.
Team TLD was ready to score big so they kicked operation distraction into high gear. The sexy TLD ladies in the field showed off ultra high kicks and super sexy bend over and touch your toes stretches while the others whispered sweet nothings to the rival team members.
by True Life Detroit October 8, 2010
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