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social distortion

traped in the pit falls of sin since 1979!
social distortion is the best band ever and always will be!!
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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reality distortion field

It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.

Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.

You need a new iPod.
The reality distortion field was in full effect at Apple's keynote today.
by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007
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distortedglitch

That one guy who destroys you in video games despite having the highest ping ever.
Man that one distortedglitch keeps kicking my ass.
by Atreiu February 17, 2020
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Disturbia

Coined from the 2007 thriller "Disturbia", the actual term "disturbia" is used to describe the dark side of a good, suburban neighborhood. Every killer lives next door to someone.
"I think my neighbor is a serial killer...only in Disturbia, right?"
by TheK!DD! April 30, 2007
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Disturbia

n. (dĭ-stûrb'ē-ə)
The feeling of dread or shock that comes with the realization that something that is normally considered normal and safe is, in fact, horribly dangerous or wrong.
He couldn't let his feeling of disturbia go unjustified: he had to investigate his shady neighbor's house.
by La Connaissance Desmots September 25, 2008
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disturbia

Disturbia is a term derived from the words "suburbia" and "disturb" meant to describe the dark side of good, surbuban neighborhoods.
"My next door neighbor is a serial killer...only in Disturbia, right?"
by TheK!DD! May 24, 2007
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social distortion

Social Distortion: one of the only punk-surviving bands today. They rock like no one has ever done before.
by Jax August 27, 2004
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