by California Genius December 07, 2010
Guy 1: Holy shit, how large is that lasagna you're eating? That's enough for at least two people!
Guy 2: So what?
Guy 1: It's portion distortion!
Guy 2: So what?
Guy 1: It's portion distortion!
by P R Me June 25, 2010
FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'
a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!
the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'
the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!
the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'
the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...
john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...
judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...
john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...
judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
When an individual perceives a person, place, or thing, or him or herself in a way that is different than the way most other people perceive it.
When he got to his 60s, the many failures he suffered in his life distorted how he perceived his surroundings, individuals, and many other things. That is called perceptual distortion.
by but for March 04, 2018
distorted penguins kick ass!!!
by beatbopper October 26, 2003
A group of gamers who make awesome video game movies, hold LAN parties, and do other "nerdy" 1337 things.
by FreakTard May 11, 2007
girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.
by crestfallendays July 31, 2018