Dispantia

(noun) The medical condition, which often afflicts males on television, where one is unable to remember if one is wearing pants. Symptoms of this include, not only the lack of pants, but also to go sans trousers in public and the inability... ...to remember (or sluggishly recall) not wearing pants at a later date.

Sally Sparrow was in for a surprise when she visited her friend, who neglected to inform her that her brother suffers from Dispantia.

by Leaviel September 14, 2009

reality distortion field

It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.

Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.

You need a new iPod.

The reality distortion field was in full effect at Apple's keynote today.

by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007

social distortion

Social Distortion: one of the only punk-surviving bands today. They rock like no one has ever done before.

Mommy's Little Monster, Ball and Chain, Prison Bound, Story of my Life

by Jax August 27, 2004

Discordianism

The practice of not practicing anything unless it is discordianism. If that isn't it than it is something else unless it isn't in whic case it is not. To practice discordianism is to destroy it's existence unless you practice discordianism in which case you would not practice discordianism unless you were or you weren't.

Discordianism is everything. Unless it isn't.

by Devonous September 21, 2006

social distortion

One of the seminal Orange County (California) punk bands. The Sex Pistols, Johnny Cash, the Rolling Stones all f--ked in a blues bar...and out came Social D. Great band, defined as "refusing to sell out in order to sell more records."

Blink 182 is no Social Distortion. The Vandals were Social Distortion until they released their last crappy album.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Gender Disphoria

Gender dysphoria is associated with high levels of stigmatization, discrimination and victimization, contributing to negative self-image and increased rates of other mental disorders. Transgender individuals are at higher risk of victimization and hate crimes than the general public. Adolescents and adults with gender dysphoria are at increased risk for suicide.

In adolescents and adults, preoccupation with cross-gender issues can interfere with daily activities and cause problems in relationships or in functioning at school or work. Children with gender dysphoria may experience teasing and harassment at school or pressure to dress more like their assigned gender. Children with gender dysphoria are at higher risk of emotional and behavioral problems, including anxiety and depression.

Transgender individuals may also face challenges in accessing appropriate health care and insurance coverage of related services.

Gender Disphoria; I hate myself, just wish I was someone else.

by BoxofDemons March 7, 2019

Boob Distortion

The phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom.

Girl: Damn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to boob distortion!
Guy: And that's a problem because...?

by Shunsui May 20, 2011