When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm
When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion
by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020
Get the The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion mug.A program created by the government to help "troubled teens" who find themselves in a position to getting a charge against them. to keep them "out of the court" the kids are accepted into a diversion program. Through the whole thing, the government, the teens and the parents waste a whole lot of time and whole of tax dollars, ameliorating absolutely nothing. When getting a ticket would have been a better option in the first place.
Teen #1: Dude, did you hear? That girl told us for denting mailboxes?
Teen #2: Oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
Teen#1: OHHH NOOO!
Teen #3: Duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.
Teen #2: Oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
Teen#1: OHHH NOOO!
Teen #3: Duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.
by WithaK123 January 12, 2011
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Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.
hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!
Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?
Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?
by KrashWorship April 11, 2020
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by BOB OF SAGGET February 18, 2010
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by FluxCapacitor9 April 1, 2009
Get the Diversion mug.When waiting in a line for a restroom, you realize the person in the restroom has been there too long, so you get out of line because you don’t want to be blamed by those behind you for the stink bomb previously left.
When one of the cool kids waiting for the plane bathroom realized someone has been in there long enough for a mondo dump, they did a cool kid diversion, got out of line and went to another bathroom.
by Fredish142 November 8, 2021
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