Disneyland

A place where privileged white Disney adult mothers and lottery winning black mothers take there make a wish kids to see a Drug addict in a mouse costume who was most likely released on bail for pedophilia. kids running around like zoo animals and the stench from the shit food is unbearable actors cant break character because the already unrealistic looking characters dont want to look more unrealistic the characters stink of BO because they stand around like cabbages another regular occurrence at “disney land” is children passing away usually 1 and hopefully 2 every week

Cause of death=stupidity
Then the parents try and sue

Nigger Child=Hey mom can we go to disneyland
Nigger mom=sorr boo we ain goe nuff moni momma spen it all on dru s ask yo fotha
Nigger kid=Whats a father?

Privileged White Kid=HEY MOM FORTNITE FORTNITE DISNEYLAND CAN WE GO!

Privileged Mom=of course sweetie we cant go now though because mommy has work

Privileged White Kid=FUCK YOU MOM YOU FAT CUNT GIVE ME VBUCKS NOW!

Disneyland by BIGFATONIONBASTARD December 24, 2021

Disneyland

Disneyland is slang for bj aka blow job not to be confused with Disney World witch is a hand job.

Ben: Dude Becky and I went to Disneyland in the bathroom earlier.
Ron: Ben you’re a hoe

Disneyland by That DuDe January 14, 2018

disneyland

1. (noun)another word for being in the state of being hi or on weed or some other type of drug.
2. can refer to weed or any drug that can be smoked

hey i got some disneyland!
wanna go to disneyland this weekend?

disneyland by shanequa jose josephina bacardi negroooo December 26, 2007

Disneyland mom 

A divorced mother that rarely pays attention to her child except to take her to Disneyland so she can take "fun" pictures of them while giving them loads of sweets in order be crowned the "fun parent". High five in the air to you CR!

Oh that's the Disneyland mom... You can tell by the kid with sugar eyes.

Disneyland mom by Madhatter June 15, 2014

Disneyland baddie

An attractive female who goes to Disneyland to take Instagram pictures. Has mouse ears, crop top, and big hoops. She is on the hunt for a vacation boyfriend that she can easily ghost later. Always with her friend who is also a baddie but is generally less attractive and more annoying.

Damn, she a Disneyland baddie.

Disneyland baddie by 4daboys February 4, 2020

Disneyland Line 

A deceptively long line, much like the ones you see in Disneyland. The are carefully designed to look short from the outside, when in fact they are like, a kilometer of panting tourists.

Sam: Hey let's ride Indiana Jones!
Alicia: Okay!
-1 hour later-
Alicia: Goddammit Sam, we're stuck in another Disneyland line.

Disneyland Line by samboaquino September 19, 2010

Disneyland Legs 

When you have been standing or walking for the majority of the day, and you legs, feet, and knees are very tired and ache like a mother fucker.

"Works been so fuckin busy lately I have been getting the Disneyland Legs."

Disneyland Legs by mike mc lovin March 2, 2008