Disney

An animation company which was formed in the early 20th century by Walter Disney and his brother. Since then it has produced some of the greatest animated films ever. Sadly, in the 1990s, it started to produce shit. With that shit came the dreaded 'High School Musical' (film making at one of its lowest points). Now, it is beginning to become one of the most powerful companies in the world. It buys every company or product in sight and is hellbent on world domination. Worst of all is their boss, Mickey Mouse. He is notorious for beating his workers and his infamous drug habits.

Disney was once a hard working company but now is just a rich corporation who could buy and sell Bill Gates five times over.

by Berserker24 April 6, 2010

Disney

An entertainment company that used to be at least slightly entertaining.
Now it's total shit
They have crap like A.N.T farm and all that bullshit now.

Me: Disney used to have slightly good shows back in the day.
Other dude: I know right! Now they have crap!
Me: exactly!

by Demonic bro December 7, 2013

Disney

A company that buys everything.

Person 1: Look, Disney bought Fox...
Person 2: Well Disney bought my mom!

by The7Guy October 26, 2020

Disney

The rapists of the star wars series, seriously fuck disney. Also the disney channel sucks.
Fuck you disney.

Guy 1: Hey you know that disney cancelled Star Wars 1313 AND Clone Wars!
Guy 2: wtf seriously?
Guy 1: They're also gutting the Expanded Universe.
Guy 2: omg fuck disney, and I bet Star Wars 7 is gonna suck a giant bag of dicks.

by dudemaster1001 May 18, 2014

Disney

A once good buisness set up with good intentions but doomed to lame/failure the U.S. was reiling from 9/11

The runner up for mind control in the T.V./entertainment buisness.

Also an evil enterprise controling the youth generation and no-life teenagers. See High school musical conspiracy on youtube

1.
-Motavational speaker
"Unless we act now,disney will own the world by 2013" *Holds up Machine gun* Who's with me?

2.

Person 2-"What do you mean disney is the runner up for mind control?"

Person 1-"CN has subliminal messages in ALL its shows...specially in the "marvelous" adventures of flapjack

by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009

Disney

A company that, back in the day, made some pretty good movies, but now has been reduced to working with Pixar to churn out mass-produced crap.

Oh great, another Disney movie parodying pop culture. Been there, done that.

by Squirel December 9, 2008

Disney

Used to be one of the best (or the best) channels on TV, until it got to the late 20th century, when they came out with cheesy movies and TV shows that they thought kids would like.(First) They send some stalker to stalk some kids. Second) They watch the kids watching TV Third) Record and write down their every move.) Now, they've produced celebrities such as, Miley Cyrus, Lindsey Lohan, and Britney Spears. They have movies such as High School Musical, (gayest movie ever) Hannah Montana *THE MOVIE*, (OMG I WANNA SEE IT jkjkjk like I wanna see her pole dance again XD) and lastly, Minute Men. The inside jokes in Disney are horrible, and it includes: "Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea!" -Madagascar, "Have fun, but not too much fun, we have enough kids already. :D" -Good Luck Charlie ", and "We used to do special things on our aniversary, but now we have the kids..."-Good luck Charlie. See how corrupt it's making children? "Mommy, did you and daddy have a little too much fun last night?" "Where did you learn that?" "Good Luck Charlie! *laughing*" Imagine that. The only good show on there is Phineas and Ferb. And it's a cartoon, and needs to stay that way.

Random Dude: Hey, I heard Disney is bankrupt!
Disney Nerd: Hehe! No! *snort* You dumb sniffle wiffer! Disney will never be corrupt! It's worldwide! Hehe! *snort*
Random Dude: What are you, Peter Pan?
Disney Nerd: Well sometimes I act like it! *snort* Hehe!

by HairBrushFromAfar August 28, 2010