Deep Dished

Cervix pounding sex between and male and female that leave the female extremely sore. To be Deep Dished, the male must have an extremely large, girthy cock to penetrate deeply and pound her innards to hit the Cervix and regions that have never been pounded before.

Carla was out of town on business and met a fellow traveler at the hotel bar. Carla invited him back to her room whereby she later discovered she had hit the jackpot. Her well hung pick up was so big he left her Deep Dished. Her cervix was sore and she could barely stand up during the sales presentation at the office the next morning.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Dicked up

Opposite of being dick down, similar to fucked up but only this relates to sex.

To be such a turn-off or fucking up so badly you couldn’t get laid
Basically screwing up so badly you couldn’t screw them.

Person A: dude I couldnt get her wet last night so she left early

Person B: man...you dicked up

by Hoskii April 4, 2019

Dispedge

To feel negatively towards something one has no experience with.

"I've never smoked weed, and I never will. I really dispedge the stuff."

Man A: "I dispedge coffee."
Man B: "Really? You should try it sometime, it's pretty good!"

by JigfredAlfamin May 2, 2019

dinked around

When you spent all your free time doing a whole lot of nothing and you do not feel like explaining in detail what all you did.

1: What did you do today?
2: Ah, nothin much. Just got home and dinked around all night.

by roachfood August 29, 2008

Double dicked

When someone screws you over in a big way.

Raul stole all my weed then smoked it!

He fucking Double Dicked me big time.

by IIIXXVII March 9, 2018

dicked on

To be being beaten heavily in sport or business. If you are the one that is being beaten then you are being "dicked on". If you are beating someone else then you are "dicking on" them.

my lord, we are getting dicked on!!

come on!!! we are completely dicking on them!!

by mungo February 19, 2004

Dicked in the eyeballs

Another way of calling someone:

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"“Clark: I think you're all dicked in the eyeballs. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn\ smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

by Good Lord Odis July 8, 2020