noun; usually used as one word in an instant as the "the one that got away". Similar to yelling "shit" after doing something wrong.
*Hot girl spills purse*
Hot girl: Would someone mind helping me?
*Oblivious guy walks past*
*Half-way down the street he realized he missed a chance*
Guy: ahh distler!
Hot girl: Would someone mind helping me?
*Oblivious guy walks past*
*Half-way down the street he realized he missed a chance*
Guy: ahh distler!
by Waldosdead? July 29, 2009
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1)Someone who can't cook or wash dishes. Useless in the kitchen.
2) someone who follows even a simple recipe and it still turns out nothing like it.
3) a very messy cook, dirties alot of dishes for a simple meal, bench clutter, doesnt clean as you go.
2) someone who follows even a simple recipe and it still turns out nothing like it.
3) a very messy cook, dirties alot of dishes for a simple meal, bench clutter, doesnt clean as you go.
"Shes so dishlexic, I went to her house, a weeks worth of dishes were piled up. She cooked me packet crap that tasted foul."
"I followed exactly what the recipe said, and it didn't turn out close to how it should. I must be dishlexic, this always happens".
"Dude, theres shit everywhere, how did you manage to dirty all them dishes, just to make a pasta bake from leftover pasta? Clean as you go while it's in the oven. You got more of it on the bench than in the tray, just about, are you dishlexic?".
"I followed exactly what the recipe said, and it didn't turn out close to how it should. I must be dishlexic, this always happens".
"Dude, theres shit everywhere, how did you manage to dirty all them dishes, just to make a pasta bake from leftover pasta? Clean as you go while it's in the oven. You got more of it on the bench than in the tray, just about, are you dishlexic?".
by MT83 July 29, 2022
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Someone who puts dirty dishes in the sink rather the dishwasher
Someone who puts dirty dishes in the sink rather the dishwasher
by One Potatie May 23, 2023
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by Matts friend September 6, 2023
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To confuse the order of cutlery or be confused by the different shapes of the shiny metal things used in the Kitchen in the kitchen draw or especially the dishwasher
Much confusion caused when looking at the cutlery tray in the dishwasher and unable to load without mixing cutlery to make unloading easy
To disregard all requests of correct loading and abide to dishwasher etiquette
To confuse the order of cutlery or be confused by the different shapes of the shiny metal things used in the Kitchen in the kitchen draw or especially the dishwasher
Much confusion caused when looking at the cutlery tray in the dishwasher and unable to load without mixing cutlery to make unloading easy
To disregard all requests of correct loading and abide to dishwasher etiquette
It looks like he stands the other side of the kitchen and throws everything at the dishwasher washer hoping it all falls into place either that or he doesn't care or he suffers from dishlexia
by Bigthinker1 March 24, 2024
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