A pile of douche with hair so red that it would make a leprechauncringe. These creatures are seldom seen and very majestic. If you encounter one of these beings, be wary, as they may wish to smoke weed with you. Oh wait, nevermind. That part'd be awesome.
The coolest kid in the world. He is a swaggy dude with lots of money. He is very tall and smart. He is a great worker and anyone would be lucky to hire him. He is the coolest guy in the world. He is not gay. He is very straight.
Everyone: Drew Stephen Gerald Discher is the coolest guy in the world
Idiot: I disagree
Everyone: *shoots the idiot*32
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.