caspa del diablo

cocaine

busco una poca de caspa del diablo

by justmedammit October 24, 2010

Diabeetus

A strange disease affecting fat actors which causes them to not be able to pronounce "Diabetes" correctly.

"Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about Diabeetus."

by FabulousFairy December 1, 2014

TYPE 1 diabetes

A disease the fucking eats ass. It’s a cycle of blood tests, needles, low BG, disgusting hypo treatments, hospital appointments, emergency calls to Medtronic because their sensors are shit, high BG, going to conferences where ‘experts’ tell u crap you already know, pretending to actually care every time ur parents tell u to check ur active insulin, literally being told by teachers to turn ur pump down, always needing a bag with u to carry ur shit that keeps u alive, set changes, being asked wtf ur pump is, your kids having a 50% chance of having the same thing, scarred tissue, waking up in the night because ur being force fed orange juice, having to take ages to go through airport security, being asked ‘so what can’t you eat’, everyone presuming u have type two, having an even bigger risk of heart disease going blind or having a foot amputated, having a low immune system so getting colds all the goddamn time, barely remembering wat it’s lyk to be normal and living with this knowing there’s no way it will end because ur stuck like this the rest of your life.

I have TYPE 1 diabetes , type two is for fat or old people

by Ligament October 22, 2017

mentholly disabled

you've run out of menthol ciggies.

i'm mentholly disabled. i've run out of menthol ciggies.

by themostbubblewrapever.yeah.x2 November 21, 2009

diablo view middle school

The most cursed and most terrible school to ever exist. Also the bathrooms are filled with people vaping

Wow you went to diablo view middle school? How’d you survive

by lol rawr XD June 15, 2018

diabetits

When it is so cold that your nipples are consequently sharp to the point where they can prick your finger in order to check your blood sugar.

"Man you're crazy if you go outside without a jacket, you'll for sure get diabetits!"

by just your average ginger March 5, 2013

La Diablita

A cute little Devil-like girl who does not give a shit of what people think and is super crazy and is not afraid to fight anybody! She can also be a sex Goddess and loves having attention. Has the ability to posses people into being like her. Has a strong attraction. Does not give a fuck.

Wow I can't stop thinkin about La Diablita.

by Secret Agent Bitch May 25, 2011