squirt dirt

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.

Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

Dirt Vert Squirt

An unreleased video game that was canceled due to graphic depiction of dirty, squirting perverts. Legend has it that a few copies have been leaked to the public, but there is not enough evidence to prove this.

I heard Jimmy found a copy of Dirt Vert Squirt. He told me, "Look at those graphics! My parents helped set it up!"

by Max Dongwell January 24, 2009

Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!

After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!

by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

squirt the dirt

The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt".

Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.

by Frank Klaune February 2, 2005

Squirt’n Dirt

The shits. Explosive shits no less. Massive diarrhea.

I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.

What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.

I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Squirt and Dirt

The sexual act in which a man excretes his man cream all over a womans face.Then takes her head and slams it into the soil of the earth, thus allowing the dirt to stick to her face. Once her eyes roll back into place from the shock, you smash a clay pot over her head and prance away merrily.

Man: Hi my little rose bud. Whatchya doooin?
Unsuspecting Woman: Oh nothing dear, just planting these flowers in my garden.
Man: I got somethin for ya.
Unsuspecting Woman: What is it honey?
Man: The Ol' Squirt and Dirt! SURPRISE!

by masterofburns November 25, 2007

squirt and dirt

The action of using the toilet and relievings one's self of both Urine and Feces in the same sitting.

C'mon man we need to get out of here i need to squirt and dirt.

by OrangeMan123 December 12, 2006