Disasturbate

When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.

"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."

by foooswagga-7 April 14, 2013

Disturbation

Disturbing masturbation, such as wrapping one's own phallus in sandpaper and rubbing vigorously.

The woman's unsightly act of disturbationing (not disturbating, a common mistake) with a broomstick handle that had razor blades duct-taped to it, was certainly vomitously arousing.

by FouyA August 13, 2003

Disasturbate

To fantasize over SHTF scenarios.

Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.

by Evan Estaog May 26, 2012

Dipsterbator

When you cum on a Dorito and get your girlfriend to eat it.

“This Dorito tastes salty have you dipsterbator’ed on it babe?”

by Bendover963 May 12, 2023