Wild Alaskan Dingbat

A shrew-like creature found mostly in the retail areas of the Anchorage, AK suburbs. It has a shrill, piercing, nasal call and is known to have large litters. The Alaskan Wild Dingbat is a fiercely territorial rodent and is known to react to stimulus with a wild barrage, often leaving it confused. Mates for life. Classified as Homo regressus.

Did you see that Wild Alaskan Dingbat on Fox News today? Wow her pelt is shiny! She thinks she's people!

by AdamAWright March 28, 2010

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Dingbatitis

An inflammatory condition of the brain that causes humans to turn into dingbats

E.g. When someone says something utterly stupid...like when a colleague says the dumbest thing in the world or your partner says something daft..."don't worry it probably just a case of dingbatitis..."

by Pharmatron June 4, 2011

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Dingberry

A piece of lint mixed with poop that hangs from the hair in your rectum.

When you pick your butt you normally find a dingberry.

by Pocster September 12, 2006

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dingbat

someone who is an idiot but you don't feel like calling them an idiot

Jess was a dingbat for putting scorpions on her head

by pizza2023 November 18, 2018

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dingbaticalness

A term coined by Bill Nye in response to an anti-climate change tweet. Describes the pure idiocy shown by today's society.

"Hey Breitbart, you're dead wrong! And you're going to kill a lot of us through your dingbaticalness." -Bill Nye

by SmartByRelativity July 15, 2019

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dingbag

A dingbag is someone who thinks there always right, but everyone else knows there wrong. It doesnt always mean your stupid it just means you have a HUGE head!!! YOUR NOT ALWAYS RIGHT.

EX:Brooke is a dingbag because she argued with the teacher who taught her the stuff they were arguing about.

Brooke Ezell, Rhett Hinkle are dingbags

by lauren ashley May 4, 2007

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