dildoe man

A guy who's head looks like a dildoe; a guy who obssesively talks about dildoes.

Every single sentence he says includes the word dildoe!Thats an O.G. Dildoe Man!

-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man

by Kevin AKA Moby August 12, 2006

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

cock sucking dildoe magnet

someone who sucks cock while getting fucked in the ass by a dildoe while another guy is fucking her in the pussy and then she shits on their chest and makes them eat the shit. then they stick to the fridge like a magnet.

i see a cock sucking dildoe magnet over there. look at the cock sucker.

by Lil Steve-O April 14, 2005

Dildoed

When one gets beaten the shit out of, with a large purple, rubber dong, made out of Daniel's package.

Mike Ock just dildoed me in Call of Duty 4!!

or

Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.

by JewDoo My COCK December 9, 2008

Dildoeans

A tribe of soldiers that attack with "dildos" and use helmets made of rubber.

Odysseus attacked with his fellow dildoeans, in search of the sword of Dildus

by FlipperMan November 18, 2016

Dildoes

An artifact used do get the vibration or the feeling of having sex

I wanna buy dildoes

by Kaddff January 18, 2019

Dilton

It means your gay.

Typically used by children when bullying other children.

“Miltons a Dilton, Miltons a Dilton”, they all chanted.

by MrYellow222 December 17, 2019