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Dildocorn

A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.
Did you see that unicorn!?
That wasn't a unicorn, that was a Dildocorn!
by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010
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dildorino

A term frequently used to describe someone as dildo like. This is what separates the term from dick. Calling someone a dick is referencing that their behavior is alike that of male genitalia, or overall acting as if their intentions are to fuck someone over. A dildorino is a someone with behavior similar to that of a sex toy; they will never go out on their own to screw anyone, but as soon as someone wants to fuck someone over they will jump at the opportunity to help.
"Jamie you effing dildorino," Dan continued, "You knew that he was drawing that dick on my face, didn't you?"
by ThaBusterD July 5, 2016
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Quad-Dildonic Penetration

Noun: Penetration involving more than three and less than five dildonic objects, generally dildos, or in the classic western form, dildi.
Last night Jill had some crazy quad-dildonic penetration
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Dildunicorn

When you strap a dildo to your head and have intercourse with a girl using the dildo on your forehead.
Wait? You dildunicorned Samatha, why would any self respecting girl allow someone to do that to her.
by midget pornstar May 30, 2009
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dildonics

The study and manufacturing of ergonomically designed dildos; new area of robotics combined with dildo technology
Probably a lot of lesbians have degrees in dildonics. Sometimes a fag named TJ sneaks in a warehouse and frolics around in a pile of dirty dildos. What a dildo
by buddy February 25, 2003
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dildonicide

systematically killing off a race using only a dildo.
I just performed dildonicide on 6 million jews.
by TheMonkeyGod June 16, 2009
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dildonic

That guy is dildonic
by Hired Gun August 8, 2003
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