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Spoon Diggity

Spoon Diggities are a particularly nasty group of people commonly found in the south side of Chicago (AKA "the hood") They are most prevalent in movie theaters, rib shacks, lounges and occasionally in a pool hall. You will never find one in a library or applying for a job as they are frequently illiterate and have a high aversion to anything close to labor.

They are quite easy to spot as the males will have they pants hanging down off their ass (a habit they picked up in the big house after their first arrest usually as a juvenile slinging crack) a big juicy fro with possibly a pick sticking out of one side, either the newest pair of Jordans that just came out or a brand new pair of Timberlands which will never see a construction site nor a hiking trail, unless they cross a hiking trail after their last sexual assault.

The female version (also know as a Sheboon) will have a giant fat ass with a pleather skirt 3 sizes too small she found at the salvation army some big ass cocksuckers underneath her wide ass Roman nose which is usually under a purple or burgundy weave possibly disheveled after a sheboon on sheboon encounter.

Both examples have a skin color from dark purple (think eggplant) to a deep dark shade of molasses.

For the blind they are also easy to identify as they smell like a cross between a 3 week old dead body and a fresh diaper load of baby shit, if you can't smell they can be recognized by their constant complaining about whitey and their lack of tipping.
Look at that nasty ass group of spoon diggitys!

Check out the Spoons shootin dice!

Yo, Spoonman, how's it go on da Digg side?
by J. Reb May 8, 2019
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Russian Female Gold Diggers

Beautiful but pieces of ungrateful shit that make you spend unnecessary amounts of money ranging up to thousands
only men who don’t get pussy and are desprete get russian female gold diggers
by Fadeider January 14, 2019
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Niggery Diggery Do

An offshoot of the classic nursery rhyme "Hickory Dickory Dock". Normally used in frustration/anger/disappointment to express one's strong disapproval for the actions and/or nature of a jackass/nigger/over-all douche.
Guy1: Oh great, this jackass over here is fucking up our friendly round of Croquet.

Guy2: Niggery diggery do!
by Compassionate Misogony February 27, 2010
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Code digger

A girl that will pretend to like you or even go out with you for your code (as in program code). Usually seen as freshmens in higher education institutes.
-Hey that hot girl wanted to be in the same project group as me!
-Yea but she ain't nothin' but a code digger though...

Code digger: I'm so tired of pretending to like this nerd, but I really need help with this programming assignment!
by softarn December 7, 2012
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Grade Digger

Girl who only talks to you for help with her classes.
"Yo, who was that chick at the union?"
"Nothing, grade digger"
by localhoax December 16, 2006
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Aluminum Digger

A term coined by GloZell from Youtube (glozell1), meaning a younger girl who is too young to be a gold digger ( a woman who preys on men for their money), and has yet to move up the metal scheme.
GloZell: Okay, so she's trying to pick between Justin Beaver and Sean Kingston? They're like two completely different people... The only thing they have in common is that they're both rich. She's definitely a gold digger , no wait, she's a little young to be a gold digger, so she's an aluminum digger. She'll eventually move up the metal scheme.
by ShrtCat June 24, 2010
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Bronze Digger

A female who only dates or marry guys for their money, but not guys who are wealthy. Far lower than a gold digger.
She had two kids with this guy and now he supports her with his disability check. What a bronze digger.
by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015
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