Didier Drogba

A football (soccer) player from the Ivory Coast. Plays for Chelsea after he was bought from Marseille.

Drogba is a diving cheat. Besides being 6 foot 2 and a little over 200 pounds, Drogba can be found flopping all over the pitch in a "theatrical performance" (Quote by Rafael Benitez).

On Sunday April 27th, 2008 Drogba collided with Manchester United's Nemanja Vidic. Drogba's knee collided with Vidic's head, leaving Vidic bloodied and knocked out. Even though it was his knee, Drogba started to dive before realizing Vidic was knocked out.

Drogba should be banned for being anti-football. He brings shame to the beatiful game.

Did you watch Chelsea yesterday?

Yeah it's embarrassing, besides having an owner who thinks he can buy his way into having a prestigious club, they have Didier Drogba who flops all over the pitch.

Yeah Didier Drogba is the face of anti-football. Abramovich is a sleazy guy too. Hey what's up with their goalie? Is he the 6 million dollar man?

by stevie carragher May 1, 2008

Didier Granados

The greatest striker to ever grace the game of football. This Colombian born in 2002 will never be surpassed on goalscoring ability, by anyone. The west side of Berlin screamed in joy when this youngster was bought from AS Roma in 2022 and half of the citys citizens have been struggling with constant erections ever since.

You see that guy? He's almost as good as Didier Granados!
Man, I wish my son would grow up to become the next Didier Granados.
Didier Drogba? No that dude is trash. There is only one Didier. Didier Granados.

by Didier Granados' dad November 7, 2020

Didie

When a man wearing a black coat approaches you and gives some milk from his tities

Did you see the Didie on the street, He gave me some milk for free! It was delicious.

by OmgYouAreGayINeverKnew December 10, 2021

Didiedidiidododidiedididoo

Silly little song used by them good ol' cowboys!!

Cowboy: Didiedidiidododidiedididoo
Cowboy 2: Wow I love that song!!

by Ivamn July 21, 2022

Didier'd

To have your formum trolled by Didier, a strange, aggressive french fellow with a tendency to spam message boards. joins english forums and posts only in french, and becomes annoyed at the slightest provocation, generally something to do with women or 'foreign parasites'. He also admires british nationalist politicians fervently, despite his xenophobic views, most prominently a certain mr kilroy silk. a firefox fan.

Forum owner:'damnit man, our forum got didier'd bad last night!'

by LESROY June 6, 2005

didineyland

The largest theme park in Hong Kong.

im gonna go to didineyland latta

by RA December 6, 2006

Didine

Didine's are usually found in the Swiss ghettos, and are usually girls who sleep around with hobos. They enjoy getting attention from older men, and prefer men who are named Shaiyan. Typical Didine's are stinky (due to the lack of hygiene where showering is a social stigma) and a usual nickname for them are 'petit porcinet' or in English 'little piggy'.

1)Ew, whats that smell? Was there a Didine in this room?

2) You didnt know the guys you slept with last night, you seriously just pulled a Didine... How shameful!

by jd123456543 March 22, 2013