Did I ask?

The most annoying answer in the existence of the scientific universe.

Jimmy: My house got robbed yesterday, we're trying to find the-
Michael: Damn that's crazy bro, but did I ask?

by bruhmoment72 March 5, 2021

did i ask

a phrase commonly used by people who don’t have a comeback for an argument or just want to annoy another person. did i ask will never be funny.

p1: i have something to tell you..
p2: did i ask

by a random.person April 12, 2020

When someone tells you something totally irrelevant to the conversation. Also one of the meanings for the acronym ask.

*Talking about new appartment*
Person 1: "Did you know that the stork is the national animal of Denmark?"
Person 2 : "Umm, did i ask?"

by ExfiT January 27, 2016

A really stupid phrase 10 year old kids use to basically say “i dont care”. Its rlly over rated as well.

by Simpy_Clayrinse July 14, 2021

Lame comeback that is used when you're losing an argument

guy 1: *makes a very good point for his completely valid argument*

guy 2: Did I ask

by I love femboys August 6, 2022

A highly intellectual and deviating remake that will instantly kill anyone you use it agains

Zac: “Guys my Mum just beat me with a metal bat, please call childline”
Jack: “Did I ask”
Zac: *Dies instantly*

by Blotty October 30, 2020

When a person (usually called evan)Says did I ask when all you did was tell him something

"Evan my dad just fucking died"
"Sorry jayson,Did I ask?

by Denis O'Sullivan March 8, 2020