Dickweeding

The removal process of the Dickweeds from social media so to heal your brain and eyes from the unbelievable dumb.

FRIEND: What are you up to on this glorious day?

Me: Oh me? I've been busing Dickweeding all day!

by Funny ones September 23, 2016

dickerdoodle

A cookie in the shape of a penis. Has received the most notoriety on Penny Arcade with a yearly contest in where individuals are encouraged to post pictures of creating/enjoying the pastry.

Can also mean two or more men in a spa

These dickerdoodles are delicious!

No I don't want to get into the spa with you, it'll be like we are making dickerdoodle soup!

by ezdu March 13, 2010

Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009

Weapons grade dickweed

when someones being a fuckin asshole

Wow that guys being a weapons grade dickweed

by Fuckgoof mcgee September 4, 2016

dickwide

kids that are retard,stupid,morons.Also talk shit that doen't make sense

Enrique-ho shit ur here
Juan-no, u looking at a fucking poster

by juanito January 6, 2005

dicknerd

A dicknerd is someone that was a nerd in highschool and grew up to get a position of power whether it is a managerial position or a cop or security guard and is a total dick about things for no reason. So they are a combination of a dick and a nerd.

the guy at the (fast food restuarant) was a total dicknerd they forgot my tacos and he told me to call corporate when he totally could of given me them for free.

by Jdeezy29 January 24, 2010

Dickweed

A metaphore that's used as a generic insult, usually not very seriously.

Yes it is, you total dickweed!

by TheChudeDude June 6, 2016