Dickweed

pubes or pubricans attached to the blatter or ballsack of a male

Johnny, stop messing with you dickweeds,

by Pubericans November 17, 2006

Dickweed

A pubic hair which originates from the area surrounding one's penis.

Context: derogatory term used to describe one whom you dislike.
Aka: pube

Your a total dickweed

by Co factor S October 6, 2009

Dickweed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Look at all the Dickweeds out there!!

by Garym791 December 13, 2008

Dickweed

Someone who is as irritating as a weed growing in your dick would be. Especially within a short amount of time of being around that person. Usually someone that you know but is truly more accurate when used on a stranger that manages to accomplish said irritation.

Joel is such a dickweed, he hasn't even been home for five minutes and I want to kill him.

by JessterKing November 30, 2009

Dickweed

A person who you can't live with, can't live without. He/she is usually a pain in the ass and make every living moment with them hell, but at the end of the day, you miss them when they're gone. You can't live with him/her, can't live without him/her.

Dude(Deep in concentration):Maybe if...

Dickweed: HEY, LOOK AT THIS COOL THING I HAVE.

Dude: Look what you made me do... I hate you.

Dickweed: Fine, I'll leave...

Dude: No, I'm kidding, come back! I love you.

by H-D-W July 20, 2010

Dickweed

Someone who's sucha dick, they're like a weed.

That dickweed just ruined my day.

by Bela-Lugosi December 20, 2010

Dickweed

The weed that a male keeps separated from the rest of his stash with the hope that sharing it with a female will help his penis find happiness and purpose.

John spent his entire bag of dickweed on some skinny blonde girl, and then disappeared - he's probably plowing her right now.

by cmkaufma June 18, 2011