Dickwaffle

When a guys dick looks like a waffle.

"you know that hot drummer adam? i heard he had a dickwaffle."

by Jellyyyyyyyyyyy February 18, 2008

Dickhandle

a- A rude term given to anyone who can be considered an asshole, but given to said person by someone who would like to use something different from the cliche asshole.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.

a- "You remember that guy who used to beat the neighborhood kids up? What a dickhandle."
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"

by ThePowersThatBe June 20, 2006

Dickwanger

A selfish person who is up his own arse and is incapable of love. He sees himself is superior to everyone but denies it see cunt

"you only care about yourself, your such a dickwanger!"

by Nyancat April 4, 2012

dickbanger

1. one who believes they control all by having access/ops in certain channels. ie: #hellas (Austnet)

PLZQUP, DJ_LOUIE_K, MZNRG etc.

by pav December 11, 2003

dicktangle

A quandry for women under duress, where in order for a woman to get what they truly desire the obvious solution is having sex with a male they don't want to be with.

Amy needed at least a "B" on her term paper, which put her in a dicktanglement with her professor.

Joni wanted a promotion at work, making her dicktangled with her boss.

by Matt Allen Poe July 3, 2016

dickwangwillywoo

when you want to make a word on the urban dictionary but you're like 8

aye mom, you are ugly stupid little dickwangwillywoo

by THE8YEAROLDCHILDWITHANSTD September 5, 2016

dickhanger

when you are laying in a ladder between 2 buildings naked with your dick hanging down on the street for all to see

"I was pulling a dickhanger in the city the other day and my Great Aunt walked by and saw right when I was nutting on the street"

by stumpwizard69 March 1, 2022