Dick Waffle

When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.

Fuck, Bailey gave me such a dick waffle last night.

by TheTrueDiCkWaFfLe November 24, 2014

dickwallet

what you call an old man that goes online and tells people he is his daughter and sends pics of his daughter

(@zasz) jlott do you know who ron traughber is
(jlott) yeah fuck that dickwallet

by rontraughber February 11, 2010

Dickwangle

The stroking of a Micropenis with big balls.

He dickwangled this morning

by Wonderlandalis May 14, 2016

Dick waffle

It’s an insult when someone is being a dick

“Kyle stop being such a dick waffle”

by Heyyey112 July 31, 2019

diawaffle

Medical condition occuring the morning after you drink multiple pots of Waffle House Coffee late the night before. Usually consists of bad breath and "the shits" (diarrhea).

Man, last night I downed so much of dat nasty ass Waffle House Coffee. This morning I had an awful case of diawaffle.

by Aaron Reedy December 27, 2002

Dick Waffle

The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.

Last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so I got a Dick Waffle.

by Dick Spears May 9, 2011

Dick waffle

A crazy red head barista who loves a good ole fashion dicking

Did you hear about Jenna dick waffle last night

by chinquay September 17, 2019