Dickture Message

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.

Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross

by zac archer April 18, 2010

dicktuition

The intuition that certain women and most gay men have for knowing the approximate length and girth of a stranger's penis.

My dicktuition tells me he's packin!

by bbfemmex January 13, 2010

dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

DICKBUM

A word used to describe someone who uses a certain phrase or word too much and or kills it.

Adjective

P1:your mum
P2:you dickbum

P1:that's what she said
P2:you dickbum

by licka dicka dicka lika you December 28, 2014

Dickture

A picture of your dick!

Dick-pics are so 2000s, I take dicktures!

by Titan49 January 18, 2020

Dicktures

Dick pictures

Send me dicktures

by Vanillaxskys February 19, 2014

dicktuck

1 - n. the literal act of tucking ones penis back between their legs to resemble a female crotch.

2 - n. A person who engages in this activity whether voluntarily or by reflex. Used in a derogatory fashion to indicate somebody who is a coward, i.e. they are so scared that their penis retracts into their body. To pull a dicktuck would be to act like a braggart, claiming you are going to perform an action (typically a fight) and then backing out at the last minute. To back down from a shocking claim in a dishonourable manner.

Related to 'pussying out', although the dicktuck infers that the tuck-ee was acting like a big man or asshole prior to the cowardly withdrawl

Guy at the bar said he was gonna kick my ass when I left, but he pulled a dicktuck when he saw me stand up

I see you edited your post after you were getting pwn3d. Nice dicktuck, Charlie.

by Alger Hiss March 29, 2007