Dickslexic

Opposite of the normal forward state...your dick actually is coming out your ass!

I was using the urinal but realized I was DICKSLEXIC...so i sat down on the toilet.

by Dick S March 30, 2010

Dickslexic

When you can't tell if a dick is a good dick or a bad dick.

When he first whipped it out, I thought it was gonna be bigger, that's when I realized I was dickslexic.

by Daisyspins1 May 26, 2017

dickslexic

Word created from the streamer '''' on Twitch

WooLuBu: dickslexic
Chat: WHAT?
WooLuBu: NO I MEAN DYSLEIXC

by R.Riya.a November 25, 2021

Dickslexia

When the dick goes in the wrong hole.

Sasha: OWWW MY ASS!!!
Johnny: Sorry, I have Dickslexia :/

by Raeding Raeden March 7, 2020

Dickslexia

A severe condition involving impairment of judgement and overall inability to understand the male sex

My dickslexia is kicking so hard this month I almost banged my carpenter.

by Nosenseatall November 11, 2021

Dickslexia

A severe and crippling disorder found mostly in military males (U.S. Navy setting the record with 100% diagnosis) in which anything the discerning individual reads/writes/speaks just turns into "dick", "dicks", or a creative varient of. This disease has been the bane of many aspiring programmers coming out of the U.S. armed forces.

Richard was the company's lead programmer before he was diagnosed with Dickslexia, now all he talks or types is about male genitalia. At least he got hit by that "reincarnating in another world" truck while crossing the street, lucky guy.

by Savage Smurff July 30, 2022

Dickslexia

Dyslexia but you're tripping balls: your muscles spaz out when you laugh

Character 1: damn bro zero went from shit to a hundred

Character 2: Dickslexia AHAHAHAHAHA ughhhh my body hurts

Character 1: from what ?

Character 2: idk my body's just spazzing out and my muscles hurt

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025