dickspot

A term used to describe people who are ugly and annoying, and at times disgusting.

Ew, did you see that guy? He is a total dickspot!

by Patty and Amina May 2, 2008

dickspeak

When a person in normal conversation reverts to talking about dick.

Tyler and Steve were talking about what they have for lunch. Tyler stated "I have brought in trout for lunch." Steve immediately shifts to dickspeak "I've got your trouser trout hanging!". Tyler says"You went dickspeak on me!"

by largedaddyrabbit February 15, 2014

dicksplat

A childhood insult for an unintelligent person.

Oi, don't be such a dicksplat.

by Chris January 7, 2004

Dickspit

1. Ejaculatory fluid, semen, cum, jizz.
2. Term for someone who annoys you.

1. I jacked off and sprayed her tits with dickspit.
2. John is such a dickspit.

by JWL June 19, 2004

dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.

1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.

by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005

Dicksentia

A condition caused by a lack dick

My best friend has dicksentia

by Supreme bliss August 11, 2019

dickster

1. One who is very proficient at sex and frequently engages in sexual activity.

2. One who seeks to do the same.

3. Inherited ability or family trait for 1 and 2 above.

1. That's the third babe I've seen him with this week and chicks are constantly calling him,too. He must be a real dickster.

2. That dickster can't get any work done around here the way he's do'n everthing that moves.

3. He comes from a long line of dicksters.

by Linnie Bone August 24, 2006