Dicknife

A penis (with a serrated tip) accompained by razor sharp needle balls.

Shut up or I will stab you with my DICKNIFE!

by itsCHACHAgirlll June 1, 2010

Dickstipation

When you poop out of your weiner and you don't know why.

You think your kidney stone was bad? I had dickstipation for two weeks straight.

by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009

dicksneeze

Man Juice, Aka Ejaculate, aka sperm.

Oh my god... what is that on the side of ada's face? Oh it's dicksneeze.

by Melong January 6, 2009

Dicksnake

When life pulls a dick move and snakes you when you are least expecting it.

Dude 1: how was work bro
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you

by TheStorySoFar April 29, 2014

dickspeak

When a person in normal conversation reverts to talking about dick.

Tyler and Steve were talking about what they have for lunch. Tyler stated "I have brought in trout for lunch." Steve immediately shifts to dickspeak "I've got your trouser trout hanging!". Tyler says"You went dickspeak on me!"

by largedaddyrabbit February 15, 2014

shitting dicknipples

1. An image (usually hentai) so disgusting that no conceivable person would ever find it pleasing.

2. An interjection usually used in a context relating to pornography.

Originating from 4chan, most likely on /b/

1. "My god, why would you post shitting dicknipples?"

2. "Shitting dicknipples, that's a huge filesize!"

by Encyclopedia Dramatica April 15, 2007

dicksniff

one who sniff's others dicks

Crikey, you're acting like a real dicksniff tonight Cameron!

by markus23q September 14, 2006