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Dickacclimate

The practice of becoming conditioned and accusomed to being dicked down on the reg without fatigue or irritation
I really like my new girl, I just need to give her time to dickacclimate.
by Arloki June 28, 2016
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dickface

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.
Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!
by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020
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Dickscope

When playing any shooter based game, one picks up a sniper and quick scopes the enemy. A dickscope occurs when the bullet hits the area of male genitalia.
I was meant to hit that trickshot quickscope but instead I ended up getting a dickscope!
by dickscoper May 14, 2013
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dickback

A mix of a darty and a kickback; i.e. a chill party but during the day. A dickback includes drinking, but no one is necessarily drunk.
Hey man, are you going to Steve's on Saturday? It's supposed to be wild.

Idk, I heard it's more of a dickback, but it should be chill.
by hahahhahahahhahahhahaha July 18, 2017
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Dicksuckery

(v)Dicksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their dick. People that use dicksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of dicksuckery, are often referred to as dick suckers, tools, lames, dickriders, or suck ups.

(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.

(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.
(v) Frequent dicksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and The mouth much dryer.

(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.

(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery

(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.

(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.
by SmashNasty November 15, 2010
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dicksco

A dance genre that stimulates sexual arousal and involves hanging the disco balls, which involves dipping balls in glitter and teabagging the people.
You: Are you playing music?
Me: Yeah, I’m playing dicksco.
You: You wanna dance?
Me: YES! I Wanna dance with somebody to dicksco.
by gregben June 5, 2021
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Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
by Skye Guy May 31, 2009
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