dickression

you need dick in your life

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by DORER December 14, 2020

docupression

Clinical depression onset by excessive consumption of documentary films.

Dave just sits at home all day, watching Netflix documentaries and ranting about 9/11 conspiracies, privacy, and corruption. I think he has a severe case of docupression.

He needs a stiff dose of "How to train your dragon"

by Surgyo August 11, 2019

Duckpression

When you buy ducks in college at TSC and play with them for hours everyday with your friends and their duckies but end up having to get rid of them because your landlord caught you (plus they smelt bad and grow really fast) and after their gone you realize how much you really did love them.

The girls of Garman Ave suffered severe duckpression.

by MizNasty12 September 26, 2012

dispression

distress and depression combined. when you feel distressed and depressed at the same time.

Aj was in dispression after the cat tried to leave him.

by sofelling February 9, 2018

dickpresso

Depressed about the lack of dick in your life.

What's wrong with you? I'm dickpresso. It's like depresso but I need dick.

by SundazedAlien June 5, 2018

Diapression

Used to describe a person who Is Not Happy and Eats in sadness while being a moron.

Bro your gonna get Type 2 Diapression from acting like that.

by SophisticatedGrey October 27, 2021

dankpression

mm so sexy my favorite admin of all time

i wont him so bad

oh god dankpression is so sexy im so wet

by danks ex wife November 22, 2021