Dickpictation

/dik/pik/tāSH(Ə)n/
noun

a strong belief that a penis is larger, due to previously seen photo. Ex. Cathy's high dickpictations were unrealistic.

"Girl he must've photo shopped that shit, cuz he definitely did not match my dickpictations."

by Superflygoldchain January 11, 2017

dickpill

A red and black capsule you take with a glass of water fifteen minutes before you anticipate needing it.

I might need to take a dickpill when I go hangout with you at your place.

by UDontKnowJack June 23, 2019

Dickbitch

Someone who acts like a dick, but acts like a lil'bitch when someone acts like a dick towards them, basically they can dish it but can't take it.

Steve was acting like a Dick all night, but when Bobby called him out he whined like a lil'bitch. Yeah Steve's a dickbitch.

by JolliestRoger November 28, 2018

dickwithdrawl

A medical condition in which a woman experiences a multitude of symptoms such as irrational behavior, mood swings, foggy memory, irritability, depression, bipolar disorder, insomnia due to the lack of cock. Cures include sucking, stroking, fucking a cock near her.

Dickwithdrawl when a girl or woman needs to suck a cock or fuck one before she starts showing, memory loss, anger, or insonmia.

by Westical Twatkins May 4, 2020

Dickityfied

Fucked Up Chaos

I'm in a dickityfied relationship!
Being on the phone with customer support is Dickityfied!
You are such an Idiot that you Dickityfied everything!

by snakedog4721 May 24, 2022

Dickmitt

A dickmitt is someone who is used only as an instrument of oral sex. Typically refers to a girlfriend or female that people know is only being used for sex as she is either not brilliant or not beautiful. It is a derogatory reference or used to insult a male about his significant other.

It's strange that Mark gets so worked up when we discuss His dickmitt! It's not like he'll admit to being in a relationship with Katie!

"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"

by TLU November 12, 2011

Pencilius Dickitus

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007