duckology

Derived from the expression "lame duck." The extremely sophisticated and thorogh study of everything that is lame, uncool, unworthy of public notice. Usually observed in office or extremely beurocractic environments where the untalented manage the extremely bright and well literate. Other forms of the word are ducking (v), duckly (adv), duck (adj), duckologist (n).

Jim spend many hours of his duckology class researching the negative and contagious effects of lameness.

duckology by emyyn January 23, 2014

Dickology 

The habit of a female checking out there partner’s dick as he sleeps. This females are generally Cougars.

Jenny was doing Dickology playing with Sean’s dick during the night and comparing it to a huge Pakistani marquee

Dickology by 4 Balls July 27, 2022

Dickanologist 

Someone Whose Able To Know a Real dick from a fake dick you got from off the internet. So therefore, you may not have the DICKONOLOGIST degree, but in my opinion. Everyone is a DICKONOLOGIST.

I know he ain't sending me someone's else dick saying it's his. Let me get on my Dickanologist glasses. This shit ain't right.

Dickanologist by DICKONOLOGIST August 16, 2014

Dicktologist 

A person who studies male penises for education and pleasure.

I'm a professional dicktologist. May I examine your penis.

Dicktologist by Ologi August 11, 2018

Divinology 

Divinology is the study about the divine and its nature, essence, behavior and actions. The term is also used to refer to the study of divine beings and the divine part of gods themselves. Divinology is actually an area of study of astronism, divinialism, anuanism, deistology and so on, where each area has its own form of divinology.

"Divinology is a nice area of study, mainly for theologians who wants to study the nature of the divine itself and to understand how the divine can act on people's lives and mindsets."

Divinology by Full Monteirism March 10, 2021

diktology

The study of web browsers, including their development, design, functionality, and impact on internet use and communication; From the Greek "δίκτυο" (diktyo), meaning "network" or "web," and the suffix "-logy," meaning "the study of."

someone: what are you
me: diktologist, i like diktology
someone: u study dicks!!
me: no, web browsers
someone: ok
me: bye
someone: i will commit suicide
me: ok bye
someone: bye

diktology by a random wild white aardvark April 7, 2023

Diktology

The study of web browsers, including their development, design, functionality, and impact on internet use and communication, from the Greek "δίκτυο" (diktyo), meaning "network" or "web," and the suffix "-logy," meaning "the study of."

my friend: what do you like?
me: diktology
my friend: omg dik suker u study diks
me: no, dikt comes from the greek word diktyo, which means network or web.
my friend: u study the web?
me: yes, more specifically web browsers
my friend: so youre a diktologist?
me: yes but not formally cuz its impossible to get graduated on that
my friend: so you like web browsers?
me: yes

Diktology by a random wild white aardvark April 7, 2023